I'm planning on hitting the ground running when I return next Monday, as I already have a copywriting client, as well as two more promising leads. I'm working on finishing up the ebook today, so hopefully I'll have another check upon my return, the bulk of which shall be used for some much-needed copywriting coaching. I've got to get a handle on this thing because a) I can't stay where I am without going categorically insane, b) I can't move up the corporate ladder because I don't know the correct way to pucker my lips when kissing ass--a hard thing to do anyway without common ground, and how can I find common ground with people who believe evolution is only a theory and George W. Bush can chew through metal? and c) the only way I'd be able to find anything decent full-time in this jobless recovery is if I moved to India to live like a king on six bucks an hour, or travel back in time to 1994 and beat my past self with a baseball bat until he changes his major. Wish me luck, folks. One way or the other, the latter half of the year of our Lord 2007 is going to be interesting.
In the meantime, play nice until I get back. I promise I'll have more tales of harebrained schemes and capering jackanaperie to regale you with upon my return.